The only perk about getting to work early is getting a good parking spot.

I use PGP’s “water cooler” articles to start conversation at the office water cooler. PGP.

Looking forward to the 4th of July for the extra day off and resting instead of binge drinking like in college

Everyday I live with regret for including my cell number in my email signature. PGP

A girl I referred to as “Slumpbuster” in college is now really hot and lives in Hawaii. I am now fat and live with my parents. PGP.

My married manager asks about my sexual conquests. Every Monday. PGP.

Playing hooky isn’t as easy as it was in college. PGP.