Wasted Wednesday now means the day was wasted in meetings. PGP.

Realizing the warm summer weather will have almost no impact on your daily life. PGP.

Turn down for what? Turned down for a raise, that’s what. PGP.

My undergrad friends think I’m boring, and my postgrad friends think I’m immature. PGP.

Going to a cousin’s wedding and being told, “You’re next!” by every family member there. PGP.

Monday morning me really hates weekend me. Fuck that guy. PGP.

May 5th used to be about tequila and day drinking. Now it just means four more days till Friday. PGP.

Would still rather be in PR for the Clippers. PGP.

At this point, I’d rather have Lloyd’s job under Ari Gold. PGP.

“Welcome to Chipot– oh hey man, you want the usual?” PGP.