NCAA bracketology is a lot like life. You can do your research, assess the risks and take the most promising route only to be submarined by some highly-touted jerk who just didn’t want to put in the effort. PGP.

The first time you utter the words “that must have been before your time.” PGP.

Going to a very distant family member’s funeral just to get out of work. PGP.

One of my employees just quit via text message

Packing a lunch to save money. Eating lunch by 1030AM. Still ending up at Chipotle. PGP

Answering all questions about how much I spent at the bar/beer store to my fiancé with “Gotta spend money to make money.” PGP.