Dropped 20 pounds in the last year. Planned a shirtless costume to get babes. It’s 45 degrees right now and supposed to get colder tonight. PGP.

My girlfriend gained too much weight this year to pull off a slutty Halloween costume. PGP.

Girls going from “sexy” to “comfy” Halloween costumes. PGP.

Using self checkout because I’m too embarrassed to face a clerk while I buy Lunchables in a shirt and tie. PGP.

Ex-girlfriend asking for a LinkedIn endorsement. PGP.

Having to actually do work when PGP goes down for 30 minutes. PGP.