Hanging your head in shame after pressing “2” in the elevator. PGP.

Helping train someone who makes more money than you. PGP.

Spending the week between graduation and work buying and assembling the cheapest IKEA living room possible while drinking Sailor Jerry on the floor. PGP.

Blasting “Hell’s Bells” while driving to an interview. PGP.

1: “The boss’ daughter is in my fitness class I guess.” 2: “Is she hot?” PGP.

That one coworker who acts like the office mother. PGP.

Getting caught checking Tinder while on a date with a girl you met on Tinder. PGP.