Reading Amazon reviews for nose hair trimmers. PGP.

Parking my POS car super close to the drivers side of the new corvette in the parking lot. PGPM.

Trying to get into your car with your access badge after work. PGP.

At this point, I could consider myself a born again virgin. PGP.

Considering a job with less pay but a much cooler title. PGP.

Gas station breakfast burrito and Pepsi for breakfast. PGP.

I’ll be home for Christmas…pending approval from my manager. PGP.