One year out of college and I completely understand why the hot girls got all of the internships over me. PGP.

Getting Veterans Day off, but not Christmas Eve. PGP.

Felt like a badass wearing jeans to work. Nobody noticed. PGP.

Buying more expensive alcohol, yet drinking it in less fun ways. PGP.

Counting sex as a workout. PGP.

Having a Buzz Lightyear Mrs. Nesbitt-type meltdown during happy hour. PGP.

“I’m going to keep this brief…” PGP.

Reading Dilbert comics on my break. PGP.

My boss didn’t take me seriously when I suggested mailing coasters to bars with our company logo on them. I work in advertising. PGP.