World needs plenty of bartenders. PGP.

Legitimately asking cashiers “How’s your day going?” not out of politeness, but because I’m so eager to interact with anybody outside of my office. PGP.

Pretty pumped about my waiver wire grabs this week. PGP.

Actually being intrigued by an infomercial. PGP.

When one roommate gets engaged, the search for another roommate begins. PGP.

Way too excited for a Wednesday. PGP.