Trying to look as angry as possible on the train so nobody sits next to you. PGP.

Leaving your voicemail full so you don’t have to call people back. PGP.

A coworker walking by your cubicle as you take a selfie. PGP.

Pretty sure the cleaning ladies stole my earphones last night. PGP.

No one has any idea what I do for a living, and they don’t understand when I tell them, so now I just tell people I’m an accountant and let them think whatever they want. PGP.

Started from the bottom, now I work in an office that is literally underground. PGP.

Accountable for everything, responsible for nothing. PGP.

“Sorry, my phone was on mute.” PGP.