Still can’t grow a beard. PGP

I probably couldn’t outrun Rich Eisen. PGP.

There is nothing for me to do today. I don’t know why they made me come in. PGP.

I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life, assuming I die by Monday. PGP.

Drake’s perspective of not having any new friends is a lot different from mine. PGP.

Considering a job with less pay but a much cooler title. PGP.

Finally typed up my two week notice. Realized I have no idea who it goes to in our company and no one will tell me. I literally cannot quit. PGP.