Can’t wait for November so I can stop shaving and not feel guilty about it. PGP.

Sunday: Packs gym bag to workout. Friday: Takes unpacked gym bag back home. PGP.

Sometimes I stay late when I have nothing to do after work. PGP.

Helping train someone who makes more money than you. PGP.

Too young to fit in with the coworkers, too old for the interns. PGP.

I think I would like everyone in this office better if we were all drunk. PGP.