Our IT manager clicked the scam google docs link. PGP.

I post more on LinkedIn than I do to Facebook or Instagram. PGP.

Derby Weekend TGDAG. I haven’t been this excited coming into work everyday since I started this job. PGP.

A group of recent college graduates asked me if I’m “also” considered a Millennial. I’m only 25. PGP.

Finding out that college was basically an $80,000 Excel workshop. PGP.

There’s no such thing as a free lunch, especially if it means you’re forced to soberly interact with coworkers. PGP.

A girl at a bar told me that “accounting is sooo boring.” And walked away from me after she asked what I do for a living. PGP.

My agency just hired 2 previous hookups in the same week. PGP.

Had an attractive girl flirting with me at the gym last night. 100% sure she was underage. PGP.

Office manager printed out a list of everyone’s birthdays. I’m not on it but the girl hired 6 months after me is. PGP.