The supply room was restocked with my favorite pens and I’m pretty jazzed about it. PGP.

I was cool in high school and college. Not anymore. PGP.

Peaking in college. PGP.

Ate my lunch much outside the other day, got sunburnt and sweated through my shirt. PGP.

Showing an aggressive amount of chest hair for a Monday. PGPowerMove.

My mentor is hot and married. PGP.

Skipped the weekly work happy hour because I’m still hungover from the long weekend. PGP.

Had to explain pivot tables to coworker, still doesn’t “get it.” PGP.

Life goal: be the Creed of my office. PGP.

The hot girl turned in her two weeks notice today. PGP.