“Flexible” Time Off being inflexible. PGP.

Flirting with the HR girl has to be a trap. PGP.

The daily struggle of getting up a little early to make breakfast or sleeping that extra 10 minutes and go for the 2 for $4 at Burger King. PGP.

The hot girl at the gym said hi to me and it made my day. PGP.

That moment of sheer panic when your boss walks into your office Monday morning and asks “What are you working on right now?” and you are reading Sunday Scaries from PGP. PGP.

Neighborhood garage sale is this weekend. PGP.

Coworker complained to me that her half birthday was yesterday and no one said anything about it. PGP.

When a rainy Friday night gets you just as excited to stay in and watch a movie as going out used to in college. PGP.

Told I’m one of the top 2 candidates. Didn’t get the job. PGP.