Resolved a major crisis by coordinating across multiple teams, only to be chewed out by my manager for not telling her what I was doing. PGP.

I used to Facebook while drunk, but I recently switched to Linkedin. PGP.

Having to retake grades K-12 to prove to my dad I’m ready to take over the family hotel chain. PGP.

Deemed the office kid because I listen to early ’90s hits. PGP.

Went with my pops to meet his coworkers at local dive, ended up shacking with his secretary. PGP.

Went on a date in my home town with a girl from high school. The bartender was my dad’s best friend and the only other couple there was my neighbors. PGP.

I share a computer with our intern. PGP.

Mastered the rich white guy laugh for work. I’m black. PGP.