Dual monitors to “increase employee productivity”… Except during March Madness. PGP.

Getting ghosted by a 19 year old girl on tinder. PGP.

DeFries didn’t do an Oscars live blog. PGP.

I have a 4pm meeting today. Today is Friday. PGP.

I actually met my girlfriend of almost 2 years on Tinder. PGP.

Signing out of your LinkedIn profile so other people don’t see when you visit their profile. PGP.