The cruel irony that the hottest person in the office is always in HR -PGP

Made my lunch. Left it at home. PGP.

You either blackout a hero, or drink long enough to see yourself become the villian. PGP

Not being able to connect to the company WiFi in the bathroom. PGP.

Irish exiting work. PGPM

That asshole in front of you at Chipotle ordering for the office. PGP

Made out with an intern at a work sponsored happy hour. PGP

Still hungover.