Messaged a girl on tinder telling her how pretty she was. She unmatched me. PGP.

The new hire that started today is one one of my tinder matches.

Looking forward to another weekend of doing nothing. PGP.

Your upbeat Friday vibes lasting about 20 minutes into the day before you remember how much this sucks. PGP.

Finding someone’s phone on the TP dispenser of your favorite stall. PGP

Having to use paper towels and napkins instead of Kleenex. PGP

Strategically planning out my sick days. PGPM

9:00am: *email arrives in my inbox*9:02am: “Hey, did you get my email?”…PGP

I always say I’m not going to drink after work but then work happens…PGP

Googling someone who sent you a sassy email so you have a face to put with the hate. #PGP