Checking out her ring finger first. PGP.

Having to wait to until the boss orders drinks at dinner to read the situation. PGP.

Had a nightmare that I wore jeans on Thursday thinking it was casual Friday. PGP.

Requested PTO to take off last Friday. Manager approved it this morning.

Accidentally referred to myself as an alcoholic instead of a workaholic in a phone interview. At least I told the truth. PGP.

First day in my new office. Ate lunch alone in my truck. PGP.

Got a 2 out of 3 on my performance exam for attendance. I haven’t missed a day of work since 2014. PGP.

When I get home from work I use my work laptop to watch Hulu so I appear “online” after hours. PGPM.

Occasionally chugging a cheap beer just to feel alive again. PGP.