“I know you’re taking vacation today, but we need you to call in for this meeting?” PGP.

If you think you had a bad week I’m a flight attendant for the most hated airline. PGP.

My mom made me an Easter basket because I’m the only single one in the family. PGP.

Threw up in an Uber. At 4 PM. On a Sunday. After Brunch. PGP.

Getting kicked off the family phone plan. PGP.

Was called “sir” multiple times today by a college freshman. PGP.

My cubicle reeks of coffee and sadness. PGP.