Only accepting LinkedIn connections based on how hot/wealthy they look in their photo. PGP.

Just put $100 I won from horse betting into my savings account and it may be the most responsible decision I’ll make all year. PGP.

Missed my connecting flight and had to sleep in the Detroit Airport. PGP.

Playoff games keep me up way past my bedtime. PGP.

Got docked an hour of PTO for leaving early Friday when everyone else was already gone. PGP.

Threw my back out getting into my car to go to the gym. Drove to the liquor store instead. PGP.

Boss added me on Snapchat. PGP.

Your relationship eerily mirroring that of Todd and Girl’s. PGP.

Wife ordered me a Romphim. PGP.