Moved to the 3rd biggest city in the U.S. for work…and don’t know anyone. PGP.

The Wait of Shame on the toilet so you don’t have to make eye contact with the people who just heard you destroy it. PGP.

Learning to check the left hand when conversing with a member of the opposite sex. PGP.

Hell is the last 2 minutes of a close basketball game when you really need to get some sleep. #PGP

Researching a company on LinkedIn and being distracted by profiles of the hot girls in their marketing dept.

A question in the subject line with nothing in the actual email.

Finally have three years of work under my belt, so I can now apply for other entry level jobs that required 3-5 years of experience. PGP.

My boss’s 16-year-old kid drives a nicer car than I do. PGP.

I moved to Omaha today. PGP.

Some lady at work is talking about her biopsy in the break room. Size, thickness, color, circumference. PGP.