Anyone that signs their emails with “Cheers” can go to hell. PGP.

I’ll be home for Christmas…pending approval from my manager. PGP.

1/4-zip fleece game on point. PGP.

Old guy in the cube over eats carrots and celery every morning at 9 A.M. PGP.

Got a mouth smacker and a keyboard slapper in the cube over. PGP.

People your own age calling you “sir.” PGP.

My coworker just got engaged to someone she met on Tinder two months ago. PGP.

Spent the past two days fixing the summer interns’ mistakes. PGP.

HR emails are the new on campus fliers. Trash. PGP.

Having to remind your boss that you have the day off. PGP.