Took an Addy for the first time since college. Haven’t gotten any work done, but have the most organized cubicle in my office and am now friends with every new hire. PGP.

Giving yourself a pep talk in the parking lot, trying to get motivated to enter the building. PGP.

Put up as many motivational posters you want, I will be working at the same pace. PGP.

I’m going to cut the next person that says, “Welcome to the real world!” PGP.

“Late night, come home. Work sucks, I know.” PGP.