You’ve clearly never experienced the pain that comes from your friend’s ex girlfriend’s brother in-law’s cousin cancelling his HBO subscription and leaving you out in the cold.
Your comment accomplished two things. A.) you just proved number 4 correct: northerners are assholes. And B.) at the same time you proved your number 4 incorrect because if you were so busy with all your shit to do, you wouldn’t be commenting on a PGP column.
The only scars his child is going to have are emotional ones caused by being at the center of his father’s absurd legal case and the resulting court of public opinion outcome of parenting his child the same way the “greatest generation” was. Last I checked, they turned out pretty great…
No, if you’ve seen the pictures, you’ll see that his child was clearly hit with a switch. That is all. Is it lost on everyone that Adrian Peterson is the same man who had another son of his die as a result of abuse by a man who was dating the child’s mother? Adrian knows more than most about lasting effects of child abuse.
I’m really surprised no one’s left the “But girls love it when you leave just the tip. Just for a little bit. Just to see how it feels.” comment yet. Gotta say I’m disappointed.
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How is “dignity” not number 1?
WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO US, MCGANNON?! WHY?!
The Newsroom?
I’m sure Catie loves you being her owner and operator.
Star Spangled Awesome.
Dude…
Everyone knows you’re dating Catie Warren, McGannon.
Bigfoot is real.
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I see that you’re new here, but hook up horror stories are kind of a humpday thing…
You’ve clearly never experienced the pain that comes from your friend’s ex girlfriend’s brother in-law’s cousin cancelling his HBO subscription and leaving you out in the cold.
Your comment accomplished two things. A.) you just proved number 4 correct: northerners are assholes. And B.) at the same time you proved your number 4 incorrect because if you were so busy with all your shit to do, you wouldn’t be commenting on a PGP column.
The only scars his child is going to have are emotional ones caused by being at the center of his father’s absurd legal case and the resulting court of public opinion outcome of parenting his child the same way the “greatest generation” was. Last I checked, they turned out pretty great…
No, if you’ve seen the pictures, you’ll see that his child was clearly hit with a switch. That is all. Is it lost on everyone that Adrian Peterson is the same man who had another son of his die as a result of abuse by a man who was dating the child’s mother? Adrian knows more than most about lasting effects of child abuse.
Getting financial advice from a PGP comment. PGP.
Less is more, bro.
I’m really surprised no one’s left the “But girls love it when you leave just the tip. Just for a little bit. Just to see how it feels.” comment yet. Gotta say I’m disappointed.
“Always tip more than you should.”
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