Really excited about the leftovers I brought for lunch today, you guys. PGP.
Remember when Landon Donovan showed up at halftime and the Mud Dogs won the Bourbon Bowl?
Morning: “I will never drink on a work night again.” 5 PM: “Who’s down to do happy hour?” PGP.
Being jealous of your cat every morning you leave for work. PGP.
Matthew McConaughey is a dick turd.
RE: The person that starts their email message in the subject line…And finishes their statement in the actual email. PGP.
White people love this shit.
“Risky Business” Halloween costume doubling as Skype interview attire. PGP.
The girl who’s “not single, just looking for friends” on Tinder. PGP.
Those nights when “dinner” is half a bottle of Two Buck Chuck, a row of Thin Mints, and a full serving of shame. PGP.
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