Sometimes the best part of my day is riding the elevator alone. PGP.

My apartment application was denied. PGP.

Seriously considering opening up a food truck. PGP.

I took a day off to play Pokemon. PGP.

The classic hungover, burp, throw-up in the office bathroom’s sink. Fuck. PGP.

I know it’s going to be a long day when I am greeted by the hand tap drum roll number on my cubicle by my boss. PGP.

My new boss says “pacifically” instead of “specifically.” PGP.

Having to teach coworkers affect vs. effect. PGP.

I finished all my work for the day by 11 a.m. Have to stay till 6 anyway. PGP.