A week after moving I was told we are moving offices near my old place.

The last person to use the urinal before the long weekend forgot to flush. PGP.

Did you see Star Wars?

Winter weight gain. PGP

Thinking about picking up smoking to get out of working 20 minutes every two hours. PGP.

I’ve never had to actually prove I went to college. PGP.

Going from one earbud in to two earbuds in. PGPowerMove.

The person in the stall next to you asking “Is that you?” and you’re pretty sure you don’t know them. PGP.