The daily morning battle of when I see if I can hold out my poop long enough to make to work so I can be paid to take one.PGP.

Older coworker just asked if I knew were he could score weed. PGP

I wish there was a “rate my professors” tool for bosses. PGP.

I’m really looking forward to these people retiring already.

How does one find these “work wives”? PGP.

It’s not that I hate my job, I just hate the people that are at my job

Making a dentist appointment for 730 am because you already used up your PTO on stupid shit… PGP

“See you Monday.” PGP.