Another gorgeous day wasted in a fluorescent lit office. PGP

Got an email about setting up a job interview, I don’t remember what position I applied for. PGP

First to arrive at happy hour, last to arrive at the office. PGP

That awful feeling when lunch is over and you need to get back to work. PGP.

According to WebMd I’m going to die. PGP.

I have three bosses.

Running out of excuses to take time off for interviews. PGP.

My company’s lack of a tuition reimbursement policy confirming my suspicion that they want me to be stuck in this position forever. PGP.

Wishing you could cut meetings like you use to cut class. PGP.