I want to go to lunch and never come back. PGP.

I wonder if I just got up and went home right now if anyone would even notice. PGP.

Co-worker with an office has been caught looking at porn three times; meanwhile, I can’t even install Spotify on my desktop. PGP

Today’s my birthday, I told no one. PGP

Going back to the college town for the home opener. My body already hates me. PGP

My favorite pen ran out of ink. PGP.

Emailed myself so I wouldn’t have to use a flash drive. Forgot the attachment. PGP.

I forgot my call phone today. Goodbye world. PGP.