Wishing you could pull a Jake Locker and retire at 26. PGP.

Explaining what you do for a living. PGP.

Having more stacks of plastic to-go cups than nice drinking glasses in your apartment. PGP.

The last four banner ads on PGP for me were for Spanx, Jimmy John’s, Planet Fitness and an ad letting me know Pizza Hut is hiring delivery drivers. PGP.

Found out my old middle school bully works at Starbucks. I go there twice a week in a suit. PGP

I took a sick day today. My boss has been emailing me nonstop. PGP.

Anyone that uses “Ninja” as a title on LinkedIn. PGP.

The hardest thing I have done this week was quietly listen to Andre Nickatina at the office. PGP.

I see my Jimmy John’s delivery guy more than I see my family. PGP.

That conference call was so productive I found four jobs to apply for. PGP.