Having the company’s home page always on your browser, just in case.

My new boss thought I was joking when I told her what college I went to.

Added twenty minutes to my commute thanks to a school bus stopping traffic every thousand feet. PGP

Looking at every retirement party as you being one step closer to the top. PGP

Ordered Jimmy John’s online two hours ago but forgot to press “submit” so I’m just not eating lunch today. PGP.

How does one find these “work wives”? PGP.

It’s not that I hate my job, I just hate the people that are at my job

Making a dentist appointment for 730 am because you already used up your PTO on stupid shit… PGP

Its only 12:00. On Monday.

3 years removed from college and spring break photos are still filling up my social media. PGP.