Your news feed still reliably containing the photo of a teenage J-Timberlake at the beginning of May every year. PGP.

Sadly excited for an IKEA or Target card for Christmas. PGP.

Doing it for the 401K and Health Insurance

Why yes Netflix, I am a 25 year old dude who lives alone “still” watching New Girl on Sunday night. Is that so wrong? It makes me happy.

I woke up in a used Kia Optima. PGP

The tentative outlook accept being the professional equivalent of imessage read receipts. PGP

I just realized that my job makes me go through the 5 stages of grief…every single day. PGP

Deleting all browsing history, every day. PGPM.

My division director sent out an email saying there would be no bonuses this year, followed by another email with pictures of his new corvette…..which is parked in his driveway next to his other four corvettes. PGP.

The Urban Dictionary app is atop my used apps because I don’t understand new words and acronyms. PGP.