Exchanging 30 emails on an issue that could have been cleared with a 30 second phone call. PGP.

Asking for more responsibility and more money. Getting more responsibility. PGP.

Applying for other jobs on your lunch break. PGP.

We meet again, motion sensor restroom light switches. PGP.

Getting excited over gas prices. PGP.

I flip off just about everyone as soon as they leave my office. PGP.

Hungover at work. On a Tuesday. PGP.

People in the office have already started talking about the Halloween costume contest. That’s all they have to live for. PGP.

The most productive thing I did today was order American flag swim trunks for Labor Day. PGP.

Five days. Five engagements. Five more future vacation days used. PGP.