Talking about the bar at work, talking about work at the bar. PGP.

Asked a coworker how his weekend was: “Still single. Still poor.” PGP.

I can’t Rage Against The Machine anymore, because i’m part of it. PGP.

Viewing no traffic in school zones as the only positive of spring break.

Still having to explain to your parents what your friends from college are doing now. PGP

My cholesterol is higher than my credit score. PGP.***If you dont like that one. Try the one below***My credit score isn,t as high as my blood pressure. PGP.

Not going to happy hour on Wednesday because you plan to go out on Saturday.

In-private browsing is God’s gift to employees who have to use office computers.

Cigarettes were supposed to be a college thing

Pinch me and I will end you.