I created an entire imaginary future based on the one job application I just filled out. PGP.

Frantically turning the volume down when what you thought was just an ESPN article turns out to be a video. PGP.

A feeling of absolute rage and hollow sense of defeat upon being told about the mandatory 4:30 Friday meeting. PGP.

Morning: “I will never drink on a work night again.” 5 PM: “Who’s down to do happy hour?” PGP.

The janitor and I both stare out the window wistfully. I assume we’re both thinking that the third floor just isn’t quite high enough. PGP.

RE: The person that starts their email message in the subject line…And finishes their statement in the actual email. PGP.

Typing “po” into my work computer browser gets me to this website. Typing “po” into my personal laptop browser is a different story. PGP.

My older coworkers seem to think I’m the IT department. PGP.

There are teachers that make more than me and get all summer off. PGP.

Spending hours meticulously crafting a playlist at work. PGP.