I have no intention to change my drinking habits. PGP.

You don’t know evil till you meet a bathroom whistler. PGP.

Making the wardrobe transformation from “business professional” to “homeless person” as soon as you get home. PGP.

I couldn’t name a single song in the Top 40, but I can tell you every song that’s on “The River” by Bruce Springsteen. PGP.

College drama doesn’t have shit on office politics. PGP.

Helping train someone who makes more money than you. PGP.

Too young to fit in with the coworkers, too old for the interns. PGP.

Living vicariously through the interns. PGP.

My mom told me she was proud of me. I think she was trying to convince herself more than anything. PGP.

Has Steely Dan always been this good, or am I just turning into my dad? PGP.