The collective sigh when that one person starts talking during a meeting. PGP.

Having enough money in your 401k to live comfortably but not enough in your bank account for dinner. PGP.

Making sure no one can see your computer screen from the hall. PGP.

Immediately crumpling up your ATM receipt to avoid seeing your account balance. PGP.

Tosh.O has been replaced by Closing Bell on CNBC. PGP.

Ran out of content on all the webpages I go to, and it’s not even 2:00. PGP.

Having the time but not the motivation. PGP.

Mumbling “fuck you” under your breath to everyone that emails you asking for “an update”. PGP.

My life is now just looking forward to the next time I get drunk and hate myself for it. PGP.

Your most positive thought of the day being, “Maybe today won’t suck that bad.” PGP.