My only regret from college is that I didn’t appreciate my hair when I still had the chance. PGP.

Riding a fine line between being offended and ‘fair enough’ when you’re made aware of your family’s unanimous concern of you treating the upcoming family trip like a ‘boozy college beach week.’ PGP.

Brooks Brothers taste on a JoS. A. Bank budget. PGP.

Realizing your older coworkers don’t think you are as funny as the pledges always seemed to. PGP.

I submitted a two-day vacation request while my boss was on a three-week vacation. The day he got back, he rejected my request. PGP.

My best friend has a smoking hot fiancée and bought a house. I find myself resenting him. PGP.

Looking for the cheapest thing on the registry. PGP.

Separation anxiety because your normal trivia host got transferred to another bar. PGP.

A coworker asked if I have any kids. I said, “Man, I hope not.” They did not find it amusing. PGP.

I should probably start giving a shit. PGP.