Sway is literally the only person on the MTV that I know. PGP.

The office is having a party on my last day. It’s to welcome the fall interns. PGP.

Debating if anyone will notice if I leave work six hours early. PGP.

Dilbert is the only person who understands me. PGP.

Oh good, it’s Thursday. That means I might actually have something to post on Instagram. PGP.

Keeping an organized desk apparently means I don’t have “enough work to do,” so now I just leave it a mess. PGP.

I don’t remember the last time I wore underwear to work. PGP.

You just keep trying to convince yourself that Tinder isn’t online dating. PGP.

My only attractive coworker got laid off. PGP.