The amount of estrogen envy in the office every time flowers are delivered #PGP

My boss just bought a car that’s worth more than twice my salary. PGP.

Was told, “Thanks for keeping the seat warm for me, chief,” as I left the stall. PGP.Was told, “Thanks for keeping the seat warm for me, chief,” as I left the stall. PGP.

Parking my POS car super close to the drivers side of the new corvette in the parking lot. PGPM.

I can’t tell if I have low libido or if I’m just too tired to jack off anymore. PGP.

Running out of breath after loading beer into the fridge. PGP.

Just got a raise. Still poor. PGP.