I’m starting to think that things kids are doing nowadays are stupid. PGP.

I let all the vegetables in my fridge go bad. Again. PGP.

Getting into wine because it’s cheaper than liquor. PGP.

Turning your coworker’s kid into your personal assistant for the day. PGPM.

Actually enjoying small talk about the weather with your dad. PGP.

First day of classes, huh? Must be nice. PGP.

Buying Nike Dri-Fit clothing knowing full well that you will never wear it for its intended use. PGP.

Getting a power trip from having your own intern. PGP.

You don’t know evil till you meet a bathroom whistler. PGP.

Ignoring the heart palpitations from your morning coffee. PGP.