The best part of a lunch meeting is using the napkins to dry my tears of anger. PGP.

When coffee becomes water and water becomes pointless. PGP.

Walk into the office and a coworker is blasting a motivational YouTube video. PGP.

“Looks like you got some sun.” PGP.

“Why didn’t you ask me about my vacation?” PGP.

Life goal: be the Creed of my office. PGP.

New job doesn’t have wifi. PGP.

The hot girl turned in her two weeks notice today. PGP.