My computer screen is visible to the majority of the office.
The subtle fist pump after opening the stall door and seeing a freshly cleaned toilet.
Realizing you’ve eaten your last six meals at your desk.
Subject lines that contain the entire message. PGP.
Coworkers only addressing you by your initials in emails. PGP.
Realizing that “TY” or “Thx” is the closest thing you’ll ever get to a sincere “Thank you” from your boss. PGP.
The overly talkative coworker that asks, “Why do you wear headphones?” PGP.
Wearing the same two pairs of pants to work each week. PGP.
My job is 100% fixing other people fucking up. PGP.
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