Coworkers that think it is socially acceptable to clip their fingernails at their desk. PGP.

That coworker that leaves an ounce of coffee in the pot so that he can leave the burden of making a new pot to someone else. PGP.

Getting legitimately excited to update your LinkedIn after accepting a new job. PGP.

“Please replace paper in tray 2”. PGP.

Feeling an inexplicable wave of nostalgia whenever I listen to John Mayer. PGP.

Sleeping in 15 minutes turned my 45 minute commute into 3 hours of staring at brake lights. PGP.