90% data usage with 8 days to go. PGP.

30 minute meeting covering what could have been said in a 3 sentence email. PGP.

Left HR but I’m too invested in my profile to make a new one. PGP.

Gray temples at 26. PGP.

Office was broken into over the weekend. They raided the fridge and stabbed the Coke machine with a butcher knife. PGP.

“Your password is about to expire.” PGP.

Getting too old to hook up with the new hires at work. PGP.

Hugh Freeze “resigning” for using his work phone to buy prostitutes. PGP.

Being ghosted by multiple companies that you interviewed with. PGP.

“You sure buy a lot of Shiner and a lot of dip, everything good?”-Owner of neighborhood gas station. PGP.