Got a promotion. New title, More responsibilities, More stress. Same pay. PGP.

“So how long have you been driving with Uber?” PGP.

“Who all do we have on the call?” PGP.

My boss is blaring “Free Bird” in his office. PGP.

My password expired…I had to create a new password on my last day. PGP.

Only accepting LinkedIn connections based on how hot/wealthy they look in their photo. PGP.

Not being a father, but loving most of the items on the Father’s Day gift lists in my emails. PGP.

“Alexa, where did it all go wrong?””Sorry, I couldn’t find an answer to the question you were looking for.” PGP.