I would give anything to sleep in for an 8am class.

“Just another friendly reminder….” PGP.

There’s a 95 percent chance I will be sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall when the rapture happens. PGP

I still throw up in parking lots. PGP.

I’m drunk in my LinkedIn profile pic. PGP.

I only see friends at weddings or bachelor parties.

Been texting back an forth with three women at once today: My mom, my sister, and my boss. PGP