People my age are winding down their professional sports careers.

Being asked what your plans are for the weekend by older coworkers then extremely disappointing them with your response. PGP.

Contemplated calling in a noise complaint on my undergrad neighbors around 11:45pm last night. PGP

Just cracked open a tall boy…..of Arizona Iced Tea. PGP.

One day I am going to tie my tie right the first time #PGP

Listening to stories about people’s kids. PGP

“Tag me in that” is now “don’t post that”